Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals? Untitled Document

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

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memewhore:

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I think I would say yes.  I’d be a little afraid not to.

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you
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likefuckthis:

fuck-no-sjws:

Social justice warriors


America in a nutshell

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

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burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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cumsock:

she dead

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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