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I’m scared no one will love me.

I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.

(Source: gentle-insomnia, via catdean)

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
"Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff."
Daniel Radcliffe for London Magazine (x)

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I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for




i will piss on your sofa

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Sit down with your legs on a stool and a pillow on your lap. Prop the book up on the pillow. Enjoy.  

Thank you.


I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via pizza)

Random Demon: Your threats mean nothing.
Sam: Oh really?
Dean: :pours holy water on the demon from flask:
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Sam: How 'bout now?
Random Demon: Bite me.
Sam: :sneers:
Sam: have it your way...
Sam: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus-
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Sam: Oh shit sorry Dean!
Sam: Oh my god
Sam: I'm so sorry




The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches


you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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